So this is a story about my life and how it got fliped turned upside down and how I became the prince of procrastination.
So It was after the invasion of [insert title of the previous pasta] that I had finnaly decided to watch the file known as porno.exe and nothing can distract me and OMG BUTTERFLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when I woke up I tottaly forgot about porno.exe and I was about to watch but the phone rang I ansewered it and it ended immediately. For the rest of the day I completely forgot about porno.exe and was trying to find out who was phone but I found out g+ was phone and I went to slip like jeef da kieler told me too
I woke up again and I completely forgot about porno.exe again!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111 I decided to watch it but me and god had to find the dragon testaclez to bring sff back to life and that took a long time
ok sff was brought bak to life but he got hit by ameteor
so I was finnaly going to play the disk but then rapey the grapey had come in to get back for helpin me get porno.exe back so he raped me and that took the hole day
ok we are all out of time cards so it is now time to watch porno.exe no distractions whatsoevwr.
I put it in my dvd player and it played some hot shrek porno and unleashed a bunch of woman with there in there underwear on to a random wiki(which explains how my old pasta foodnetwork.exe got vandalised by idformat and why that day I had couldn't find porno.exe) so after the the stuff got posted to a randomm wiki (which ended up being my wiki which made deletin da shit easir to delete) shrek had come out to rape me withh discusting lubeless sex. After raped me 9001 times he decided to go fuck angel.
Then it played the next seen which involved billy mays. He said
“HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH DA MIGHTY BLUNT IT AS CRACK COCAINE MAJUANA MUSHROOMS AND METH IN IT AND IS GUARTEED TO MAKE YOU HIGH AS A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111ELEVEN” den billy mays decided to come out and rape me by advertising his cum
and then he said
order now by callin 1-666-555-9001
den at th end of the seen I decide to call the line and it was the ghost of billy mays
thus proving billy mays was phone and then he said.
DO U WANT DRUGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????//////////////////////////////////////////////////SLASHSLAHSSLASHHASHSLINGINGSLASHERGONNACUTOFFURSNOPENGISUSUALISEE
den I said “HEEL YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111111111ELEVEN”
den instantley out of no wear da mailman.exe came and delivered da mighty blunt were when I smoked it I had died went to hell met satan grape danced with him went to heavn fucked god met evill patrixx and destroyed porno.exe on accident
wait
OHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIET
but den billy mays gave me aanother coPy and he went to mexico to kill happy dora and her cardboard box cus yolo and den everyone blew up and I was like”bitch I am da fuckin king of this gay fuckin earth and I command everyone to make me a samich” den gir gay me a samich and I exeienced love and life cus the bread was the same canned bread from CANNED BREAD IS LOVE CANNEDBREAD IS LIFEand then went super high guy 2 and used a kameameweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed on YOUR MOM.
Den while I was still high I watched the 3rd part of porno.exe and decided to smoke more mighty blunt.
But this time
it was mlp
so I clopped like I never clopped before and twilight came out and fucked my dick and then she sucked it(fuck ya to teh next level bitch)
den after that hannah came in and tried to record me but porno.exe was to powerful for her and she got suckd in to porno.exe and as punishment was forced to have an etermal yeast infection, never ending arows to the knee, getting lubeless sex by shrek, and getting a forever cumshot on herface from the never ending blow job on a piece of penis shaped shit.
Den I continued on to the next part which was the 9001st episode of happy dora everyone was lookin for and everything was as mexican as usual
she raped the children and did that death smile that made me SOOOOOOOOOOOOO fucking horny. But den suddnely hannah fell on dora an cus she is as fat as the fat chocoba
she squished dora
den after that it went to the next seen which was It was goynari and he tried to rao me but he failed epucly and I used omni lol
den after I defeated the thing and exploded da world for like the 9000th time.
I then went to the next part which was ben drowned and the events of BEN SPROUTED FROM MY COMPUEWR happened and I had to kill them with the powers of omnilol but it failed and I got raped and the world blew up for the 9001th time and i came back cus I make da fuckin rules.
The next part, which was the most discusting and probanly worst, was miley cyrus DAAAAAA DAAAAAAA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
so then she came in like a wrekin ball on my asshole with the most hoorible lubeless sex you could ever imagine and she used the fuck machne on me too. (I blame disney). After she continued to rape me somehow gradonic popped out and banned her from chat. Then I decided to give him a blow job and I leveled up.
DA NEXT Lvl(sorry caps) was in a chat room. I was questionin dis shit so I walked around and saw squidwardxx and evil patrixxx. They raped just like in SQUIDWARD and dey raped my ass and almost kieled me with aids but then I used my time but condom and made it rape hannah.
Da next one was me facing justin biepher you thought me and god kieled him.
WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111111112
HE SURVIVED AND EVOLVED INTO A MOTHER ALIEN. But then I sang get ready for the take off and beat him in a singin contest. His head then explodeed cus I fucked him. Shocker I know
I had finnaly reached the last pasrt who had the most evil, cliched, hyperrealistic, gay, and stupid of all the pornos and the creator, sonic.exe.
We had a rape off and I used my cactus dildo but he had calle dthe evil horryfing chicke n
I thought he was dead??????????????????????///////////////////////
WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111166611111111111111111111111111111111111
SO I HAD TO KILL HIM BEFORE HE RAPED ME BUT HE ALMOST RAPED ME AND I SURELY WOULD HAVE DIED BUT Then suddnely jc the hyena came in and said he was the one who created porno.exe so he could get back at me for makin fun of sonic.exe before he was about to rape me and he said”IT'S OVER NOW” then they raped me and I em dead
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA END
WRONG AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111
I had used my time but condom to actually rape jc so then he when sonic came in hyena hyena blew up and turned into butter in which then a weird pumpkin decided to eat them and he then said
“I WANT THAT”
and then pumpkin ate hyena and said
“that was pretty good” and teleported to heaven cus him and god are buddys
and the world started to crumble when jeff the titan came in and tried to eat me.but since I am the fresh prince of trollpast wiki I turned black and rapped him to death
but unfortunateley it came with a price.
I had become black forever cus once you go black yyou never go back.
So I escaped the plae with the power of black people and I had escaped.
I decided to find the testaclez and I found them and wished to be back to normal and thus I became native american again and disproofed once you go black you never go back.
And thus porno.exe was watched and sent to ebay. So now it will go to somebody and they will get traumatized forever.i am selfish I knows.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa end
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Credited to Animefan9999